The prison officers look forward to clappingtheir eyes on new hot prisoners. They know this blokes age, ethnicity and whathes been sent down for. You want to make sure that any tasty new piece of meatis checked over thoroughly before dishing it out to the other prisoners on thewing. Now a handsome chap being sent down for the first time is going to havethe older lags queuing up to take advantage of his arsehole. Apart fromchecking his orifices for contraband the screws will also want to check hishole for other reasons!