Some call it urban legend, but if youve ever worked in an em

Some call it urban legend, but if youve ever worked in an emergency room, you know it to be true: when an object gets pushed up into the rectum, sometimes it doesnt come out. Take Mitch Vaughn, for example. The poor guy was partying hard on a Friday night, and Saturday morning hes at his physicians office with the embarrassing confession. Its so far up there, doc, youre gonna need to put on a glove and pull it out! The doctor, of course, does lots more to help Mitch with his problem, and in the end comes the biggest confession of all. Mitch never had anything lodged up his butt. He just wanted his handsome black doctor to take his lily white ass!!